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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:29

They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Top Cardiovascular Researcher Sounds Alarm Over Current Heart Health Guidelines - SciTechDaily
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Trump Punts on Crypto Divestment, Says If US Didn't Have Bitcoin 'China Would' - Decrypt
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is Beehiiv better than Substack?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Humans Age Faster at 2 Specific Times in Their Life, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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